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BORAT: TOURISTIC GUIDINGS TO GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

JAGSHEMASH! WELCOMES IN KAZAKHSTAN!

In coitus with Kazakh Minister of Information, telelviski journalist Borat Sagdiyev is take great pleasuring himself to present this touristic guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan–home to many many of Central Asia’s most highly respected sex criminals. This volume is showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstan–marvel at the statistic of Nurek Dam, make your childrens laugh with our jokes about jews and take a peekings inside brandnew Capitalist Supermall Viktor Hotelier’s Shopcity–3 stores and electrical staircare!!

Containings over half the photographs, maps and writings ever produced by Kazakhstan and printed on our finest grade paper (50% tree, 10% asbestos, 22% gypsy, 18% pubis)–this books will surely makings you visit Kazakhstan most urgently! You welcomes–we seeings you soon!

BORAT: TOURISTIC GUIDINGS TO MINOR NATION OF U.S. AND A.

JAGSHEMASH READER!

Subsequents to worldwide successes of his blockbusterings moviefilm, Borat Sagdiyev–televiski journalist and 4th most famous person of Kazakhstan–have in associate with Ministry of Information produce this travel guidings journal to minor nation of US and A. This book a most sensible acquisition if you are think of travel to this country and will instruct you on all you needing know–from how to get cage of your wife through airport, to how to gain entry to an American vagine without spend money.

It also contain most explicit guidings to American peoples–did you know that there are over 1,000 of them with chocolate colour skin? And that it natural, not makeups!? Learn too of the great American cities–Washingtons DC, New York and Londons–and read truthful accounts of their landmarks: for examples, discover that in realitys, the World Trade Centers of New York City is not near so tall as they saying it is.

Containings many many photographs never before looked upon and writings of most splendid caliber, this book really is a very nice!

Amazon.com Review
This Book Really Is a Very Nice!
Tug on your snuggest swimsuit and get your papers in order: (in)famous international sojourner Borat Sagdiyev is here with the travel book of the year, BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Packed with helpful tips, BORAT offers off-the-beaten-path recommendations and "will instruct you on all you needing know" for your next family vacation, be it at home or abroad. Check out these images from the book:

CUSTOMER REVIEWS (Average Customer Rating: 4.5 based on 25 reviews)

Not as funny as I thought it would be

I'm a huge fan of Borat; however, this book isn't as funny as I thought it would be. I don't know if the jokes are just old or not as strong as they could be. Just my opinion...
March 27, 2008

Niiiiiice!

Borat is not for everyone but those that guffawed their way through the film and still wanted more, this book takes the journey further.
Definitely not for those with a delicate constitution but hilarious for the die hard fan.

February 28, 2008

A book, a Borat's book ;)

Well, it is very simply. If you liked the movie, you're gonna like the book. It's funny.
February 24, 2008

Make Buying Happy Times!!!

Make buying NOW! I'm not an easy laugh, but this book gets audible gut busting laughter from me on almost every page. It's nothing short of brilliant. My only complaint is that it is not 10 times longer and that Borat has been retired as a character. I still want MORE.
February 15, 2008

Funny

I have been driving people nuts reading this book out loud. It was well worth it. If you liked the movie, you will love the book.
January 26, 2008

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