| View Larger Image | UFO-02 Detectorby Images SI Inc.
| List Price: | $94.95 | |
| | Publisher: | Images SI Inc. | | Color: | Transparent | | Model: | UFO-02 | | Sales Rank: | 105,059th |
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FEATURES | - Detects magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances
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Product Description
Over the years many UFO sightings have reported magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances. The UFO Detector is designed to sense these disturbances and will signal their presence by flashing an LED and beeping.
The elegantly designed transparent plastic case is a handsome sculptured conversation piece that's allows one to see the electronics inside the case. Suitable for display on a desk, shelf or bedroom dresser.
Size is approximately three inches in dia. by six inches tall. Uses 9V lithium battery (not included) |
CUSTOMER REVIEWS (Average Customer Rating: 3.5 based on 16 reviews)
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This device proved me right!!! by J. Laury  5 Stars
November 15, 2009
I purchased my UFO-02 Detector to test a theory of mine. I have long believed Barack Obama is in fact, an alien. I can now, unabashedly confirm this is true. Everytime he appears on television speaking so eloquently from his teleprompter (and consequently, speaking like a slack-jawed idiot without his teleprompter) this device goes off without fail.
This is not surprising, the 01 model went off every time Bush butchered the English language whilst in office. I particularly like the fourth setting (a new addition to the 02 model) labelled "Corrupt Chicago Political Lie Detection."
You see? The aliens are getting smarter but Images SI Inc. is one-step ahead. Bravo brave company, bravo.
Also, I love the fact that I can mount this one my Klagzorthan Glorpklank Death Ray.
Thanks again Images SI inc.!
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A HUman Person From Earth Like You Hates Alien Detectors! by A Trustworthy Human  1 Stars
November 12, 2009
I, as a resonable and trUstworthy hUman, do not gleep nerp this ungood prodUct. Bad it is for Us hUmans to purchase and opperate this online pUrchasable prodUct.
As the person from Earth that I am, I think that all of my other fellow hUmans on Earth should immediately disUse and florgnify this Utterly Zorglefran, I mean bad item for bUying. Ha Ha. I am laughing with hUmor with the funny word I made up with my typing that I am not doing by direct thought extraction, and instant data transmission to Amazon.com website. Ha Ha. That was highly hUmoroUs and glerp.
UFO detectors are so dUmb because all humans from Earth like the one I am, know that we I mean they do not even exist! Ha Ha
Besides even if the alien friends did exist, who minds occassional anal probe for benefit of aliens that don't exist glerp science! I, as a resonable and trustworthy human person from Earth sure wouldn't mind helping our fUtUre overlords!
Do not bUy this prodUct.
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It can open your eyes to a whole new world! by Averill 5 Stars
September 30, 2009
This product is a life saver, and it has changed my life forever. It may surprise you to hear that I used to be a paranoid person. I would sit up in my tinfoil hat all night long with one eye open, just in case those alien parasites decided to come for me. It became a kind of obsession. I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, and I didn't trust anyone, because what if they were really the aliens that had descended and taken my real daughter, Alex, hostage. Even she just couldn't be trusted.
This detector changed all of that. I can now feel safe in my own home, and I have even taken to leaving the tinfoil hat in my fanny pack until this glorious device goes off. I am no longer confined to my room, because this device is so convenient and portable. I have started to pay more attention to my surroundings here on earth, and boy do you miss a lot when your eyes are always aimed at the sky! For instance today I realized that not only was Alex not an alien, but she was actually a he! It's been years since I've stopped looking to the sky for UFOs and they look so similar when they're small and slimy (who could blame me for thinking she... HE was an alien?)
It has also made my alien watching 999999999999999999999999 times more efficient. I have learned that some of the things that I thought could be trusted are actually alien devices, while most of the things I didn't trust were just fine (sorry Alex!). The first day I pulled this baby out of the box I made some Easy Mac in the microwave and this thing went ballistic! Who would have thought that the aliens can even get into our macaroni? Just think what would have happened if I had eaten Alien Mac and Cheese?????? It would have been District 9 part 2! THEY WILL NEVER GET ME NOW, BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER TO SEE THEM COMING; NO NOODLE CAN FOOL ME!!!!!
In conclusion I would recommend this product to anyone. Those believers will have their lives made easier, especially if you make your own harness, like I did, so you can keep this beauty on your person at all times. You'll find that the blinking red lights strapped to your head compliment any ensemble for any occasion. If you're still a skeptic, then you will be amazed at how many innocent things are actually infested with tiny alien technologies, (BEWARE THE EASY MAC!!!!) so you can begin to take precautions before they get you too. Either way you can't go wrong.
Buying this was the best decision of my life.
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Barely useful by Mild Mild West (Tallahassee, Florida)  2 Stars
August 18, 2009
This device is only good for detecting the greys, which are not the ones to be looking out for. This would be a lot more useful if it also detected Reptoids.
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Does not work - They took me! by C. Merced (Stamford, CT and sometimes in Puerto Rico) 1 Stars
July 20, 2009
Do not buy, this definitely does not work.
I decided to take a walk in the woods one night, 1 year ago...I thought, `well thank goodness I have my UFO detector, now I can go hiking in the middle of the night without fearing being abducted by aliens!'
I was wrong. As I marched on through my hike, my instincts told me I was not alone. I quickly glanced at my UFO detector, and it gave no sign of aliens nearby. I decided to ignore my instincts (big mistake) and trust my UFO detector since no L.E.D. lights warned me of the impending danger. Suddenly, a white light appeared in the sky and I was blinded by the intensity of the light. I felt myself floating and then transported inside the ship. As to what happened next, I have no idea. All my memories are gone. I was returned a year later, to the date, on April 20, 2009. Hikers found me in the middle of the forest, clutching my UFO-detector and without an idea of what had happened.
I am currently suing the makers of this product as I entrusted my life to it and yet, I was taken. I am also suing in behalf of my offspring who I have name Niu-ku-ki-lix. I am sure I must have had an offspring since so many women become impregnated by aliens. I bet he is back in the spaceship so I must plan a rescue mission with the future proceeds of the lawsuits but NASA won't return my calls.
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